Disappointing Popsicle Jokes
HOW IS THIS A DISAPPOINTING POPSICLE JOKE
In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.
why are men so weird everywhere always (x)
i just imagined this and cannot stop laughing
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Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier
Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth
did your dad tell you that
THE BATTLE BETWEEN WEEABOOS HAS BEGUN
YOU EITHER SNK OR YOU SWIM
i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks
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Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.
queer authors: make all your characters queer. every single one of them. leave no room for alternate cishet interpretations. make straight people uncomfortable. let them cry about how unrealistic it is that no one is cishet. bottle their tears and pour them over your morning pancakes. savor the taste of their discomfort.
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you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil
heart surgery is weird
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